my eyes are heavy, dry. my head aches. my shoulders ache even more. children should sleep at night.

winter bloooooooooooooz

i'm surviving winter in...dum da da dum...baltimore. where the thought of ice makes them cancel schools. where "milk eggs toilet paper milk eggs toilet paper" whips through the brains of every woman in the state when more than rain is predicted. weather is a hobby for many people. i laugh, i commiserate, i appease...what can i do?! here's my grandpa moment: i used to walk 20 minutes in cold snow alongside roads where any driver could whip freezing slush-water onto your pants multiple times just to get to an 8am class. then, i'd deal with my wet freezing pants and feet for the rest of the day. so there. don't cancel school, people!

really, just take my kindergartner for more than 2 days in a row. please. thanks.